Fun With Facial Hair!!!

It's a little known fact that the Chuck Norris symbiote-beard is a shape shifter. It became bored with its tedious existence of clinging to my face waiting for a fight to break out, so it began evolving.






The return of the evil Fu-Man-Chu? Nothing to fear, just a temporary visage of follicle flaunting. EJ, your burritos are safe.







Hey, right back at 'ya!

Is it just me, or is winking really creepy?






I'm not sure if I was going for Charlie Chaplin or Hitler here. I don't think I'm doing either very well.




EEEWWWW!!! The dreaded Dirty Sanchez!