From the Top Of The Hill

My butt's planted back in Lincoln. The livin' is easy and friends are aplenty. Life is good.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Giving the Gift of Beard

Little known fact, Chuck Norris's beard really is an alien symbiote that gives him his super-natural strength and rugged good looks. Every whisker from his beard can spawn a new symbiote. I happened to have been infected by one such whisker and now have the power to kill and maim with devastating round-house kicks. Fear the beard!

2 Comments:

  • At 2:55 PM, Blogger Cornbread said…

    You need a Stetson like Chuck to complete the look.

     
  • At 7:44 PM, Blogger mw said…

    that's just damm funny to read.

     

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