My sweet, new ride

Went back to the hometown of Grand Island, Nebraska this weekend. I'd been looking for a new vehicle and found my dream car. This is how we do 4X4 in G.I.

While driving around town in my slick new sled I spied this marquee outside of a church school.

For those keeping score, I'm from a town called "Grand Island" that's located in a flat, land-locked state. People here think jacked-up, old Camaros are cool, and the church promotes fellatio. Say it once, say it loud, G.I.'s white-trash and we're proud!